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SuperStevie
18-09-2009, 01:17 PM
Funny little guide for new smart owners

http://www.nwsmarties.co.uk/downloads/ownersguide.pdf

maggi200
18-09-2009, 02:53 PM
I saw this when looking for my car. I often do the wagging of the rear wiper and noone has ever responded!

J500ANT
18-09-2009, 04:59 PM
Gotta love PhilDPerv - Mad as a box of frogs.

brad
01-06-2011, 06:39 PM
I have only been driving my fortwo for a week. I was starting to become slightly unsettled by the frantic (but pleasant) gestures from other smart drivers on the road. I am now educated and will make sure I wave back from now on!

Useful guide! many thanks (you're all mad:))

smartypantz
02-06-2011, 01:06 AM
I was starting to become slightly unsettled by the frantic (but pleasant) gestures from other smart drivers on the road.
Yup! Thats because yeh bought *more* than just a car!! :cool::D;)

Oh and welcome to Smartz :wave:

Blip
28-05-2013, 08:57 AM
Was looking forward to reading it & file not found anymore :-(
Only 2 years too late as usual.....

SuperStevie
28-05-2013, 02:17 PM
Hmmm I'll ask about, I'm sure we can find it again. It is very funny!

Or_GazM
28-05-2013, 05:45 PM
Hmmm I'll ask about, I'm sure I can find it again, somewhere in my closet. I am very funny!

And another good quote from SS!

Mortrix
28-05-2013, 06:34 PM
Hmmm I'll ask about, I'm sure we can find it again. It is very funny!



Would be great, I would love to have a read as well! Should be picking my Smart up in a week or so now...

mickj
28-05-2013, 07:04 PM
is this what your looking for ??
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c355/007mouse/NewSmartOwnersinfo-001-001_zps0bb93de5.jpg
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c355/007mouse/NewSmartOwnersinfo-002-002_zpsd0732833.jpg
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c355/007mouse/NewSmartOwnersinfo-003-003_zpsa2d12962.jpg
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c355/007mouse/NewSmartOwnersinfo-004-004_zpsa28538bd.jpg

I found it here >>>>>>>http://homepage.ntlworld.com/philncaz/NewSmartOwnersinfo.pdf

nickp666
28-05-2013, 07:31 PM
If only the wave/thumbs up actually stood now, seems like it died with every 450 with over 60k on the clock!

Or_GazM
28-05-2013, 07:45 PM
Sorry to drag on about "The Good Old Days".....but I think it died when the gay community found different cars to have as status symbols!
I too miss that time, and miss the fun and laughs that were daily posts here, but I suppose we have to move on, to boring old farts trying to live the "young life" by having a Smart!
Don't look at ME...I'm only old and wrinkled, but the day someone says I'm "boring", that will be the day I stop posting on here....
OH F*CK.....I just rang my own death knoll on the bell (end).

nickp666
28-05-2013, 07:49 PM
TBH, I never owned a 450 so wasn't aware of the 'smart scene' when I bought my 451 and originally I had some people flash and wave and I didn't have a ****ing clue what they were on about. Now that I do know, I am occasionally surprised by a fellow smart owner flashing/waving even in the hostile environment that is Essex. Seems though that whenever I go to London in it (which is pretty frequent as I work there) it is only the 450 owners that have the 'old school' smart driver attitude. There are still some out there it seems.

Blip
28-05-2013, 07:56 PM
Well I'm going to wave like the loonie I am at everyone because Mini owners have done it for years.

SuperStevie
28-05-2013, 08:07 PM
Yep that's the one, thanks for posting it up! :D


Sorry to drag on about "The Good Old Days".....but I think it died when the gay community found different cars to have as status symbols!

Oi! This gay still has one!