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    Ridiculous car name game

    I found an old email in which Bex and I were mocking some of the ridiculous car names out there.

    We came up with:

    Ford Fiesta - Could it be any less of a party!
    Toyota Aygo - Nowhere fast.
    Suzuki Swift - Yeah right!
    Ford Kuga - We already used Cougar but we really like it.
    BMW X5 - Because you're 5x more of a c0ck when driving it


    Anymore for anymore?

    Anastasia
    Mr Poo - Mk5 450 Pulse
    Honky - 451 Passion Diesel
    Nellie - 2014 Mitsubishi Outlander

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    Suzuki Esteem It's a car that makes you feel good about yourself.

    Daihatsu Charade It's pretending to be a car.

    Mitsubishi Aspire It's ambition is to be a car.

    Ford Escort It goes wherever you go.

    Datsun Cherry Having it stolen is like losing your virginity.

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    Toyota IQ - yours would need to be smaller than the number of seats to want to buy one!
    Smart car lover.



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    Mini - It used to be!

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    The Swift Sport's quite a fun car to drive - I got the salesman to admit that the fastest he's ever been on a test drive was [Looks over at speedo...]

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    Gonna get really slagged for this, and maybe banned....

    MrPoo......driven by a t*rd

    SORRY....just HAD to!
    Last edited by Or_GazM; 18-02-2010 at 12:22 AM. Reason: Had to calm the #*## word down....

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    Frontera Sport...... now there's an oxymoron

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatSmarts! View Post
    Frontera Sport...... now there's an oxymoron
    Who you callin a moron you arse

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    Swift sport is rapid along b roads, great, fun little chassis. I LOVED it

    For a stupid name: fiat 500 when it's not a 475cc engine or whatever it was originally.

    Most stupid name ever for a car:

    seicento schumacher
    RS133 CUP Black and White Id - gone
    RS200 EDC Deep Black

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