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    It's on top of your head..pecking away at your few remaining braincells

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    A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"

    Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."

    Mary answers, "He's in my heart."

    Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"

    The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.

    "Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"
    A wise old owl lived in an oak
    The more he saw the less he spoke
    The less he spoke the more he heard.
    Why can't we all be like that wise old bird?

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