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Thread: This made me think of good ol'Gaz!

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    This made me think of good ol'Gaz!

    Joe wanted to buy a motorcycle.*

    *

    He doesn't have much luck, until one

    day, he comes across a Harley with a

    'for sale' sign on it.

    The bike looks better than a new one,

    although it is 10 years old.

    It's shiny and in mint condition.

    He buys it and asks the seller how he

    kept it in such great condition for 10

    years.

    'Well, it's quite simple,' says the

    seller, 'whenever the bike is

    outside and it's gonna rain, rub

    Vaseline on the chrome.
    It protects it from the rain, and he

    hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.

    *

    That night, his girlfriend, Sandra,*
    invites him over to meet her parents.*
    Naturally, they take the bike there.

    Just before they enter the house,*
    Sandra stops him and says, 'I have to*
    tell you something about my family.

    'When we eat dinner, we don't talk.

    In fact, the FIRST person who says*
    anything during dinner has to do the*
    dishes.'

    'No problem,' he says.. And in they go.

    Joe is shocked.
    Right in the middle of the living room*
    is a huge stack of dirty dishes.

    In the kitchen is another huge stack of*
    dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the*
    corridor, everywhere he looks.
    Dirty dishes.

    They sit down to dinner, and sure*
    enough, no one says a word.

    As dinner progresses, Joe decides to*
    take advantage of the situation.

    He leans over and kisses Sandra.

    No one says a word.

    He reaches over and fondles her*
    breasts. Nobody says a word.

    So he stands up, grabs her, rips her*
    clothes off, throws her on the table*
    and screws her, right there in front of*
    her parents.

    His girlfriend is a little flustered, her*
    dad is obviously livid and her mom*
    horrified when he sits back down, but*
    no one says a word.

    He looks at her mom. She's got a*
    great body too.

    Joe grabs mom, bends her over the*
    table, pulls down her panties, and*
    screws her every which way but loose*
    right there on the dinner table.

    She has a big orgasm, & Joe sits*
    down.

    His girlfriend is furious, her dad is*
    boiling, & Mom is beaming from ear to*
    ear. But still....Total silence.

    All of a sudden there is a loud clap of*
    thunder, and it starts to rain.

    Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls*
    the jar of Vaseline from his pocket.

    Suddenly the father shouts.
    I'll do the ****iní dishes!!

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    who????

    JJ

    www.forfour.co.uk - forfour technical forum
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    ol'Gaz? Nah - never heard of him.
    OrGaz... now there was someone who divided opinion!!!
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    ahhh so politically incorrect its brilliant... - so this is Gaz territory?
    time to bring him back from wherever he's been exiled to?

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