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    go on give em a go

    • I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

    • (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

    • Nice legs...what time do they open?

    • Do you work for Royal Mail? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

    • You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

    • Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

    • I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

    • I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

    • I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

    • Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

    • I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for 50p.

    • Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

    • I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

    • Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?

    • You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

    • Are those real?

    • You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

    • I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

    • If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

    • I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

    • You know if I were you, I'd have $ex with me.

    • You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

    • F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?

    • Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

    • My name is (name)... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

    • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

    • Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

    • My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. "

    • Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

    • My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

    • I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

    • I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?

    • If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

    • Wanna come over for some pizza and $ex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?

    • Baby, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.

    • Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

    • Do you wash your pants in Windolene because I can see myself in them.





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    Very classy! LOL

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    come on icy, which ones have you tried....!!?! lol
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    Who needs chat up lines when you have my charm and good looks ste lol
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    LOL Icy, u been raiding your chat up archives again :P
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    ICY SMART wrote:
    Who needs chat up lines when you have my charm and good looks ste lol
    Ah so you work on that theory as well!? hehe
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    pmsl, when i got the style wit and natural charisma what else is needed lol
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    a sense of realism? lmao! :P
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    the worst I have ever heard is "how do you like your eggs in the morning?"

    Best reply: "Unfertilised!!"
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    roadie2003 wrote:
    a sense of realism? lmao! :P
    lol roadie u do make me laugh sometimes.

    a bit bored last night were u icy ? :P
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