go on give em a go
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ Nice legs...what time do they open?
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ Do you work for Royal Mail? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for 50p.
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ Are those real?
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ You know if I were you, I'd have $ex with me.
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ My name is (name)... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. "
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ Wanna come over for some pizza and $ex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ Baby, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ Do you wash your pants in Windolene because I can see myself in them.
Icy holds no responsiblity for slapped faces or drinks poured over you whilst using any of the above